Mike Rowe Would Be Proud!  With unemployment in Bismarck historically low, despite the Covid 19 pandemic and with many people now working from home, what could be better than the ultimate "at home" duty.  

How many people do you know that consider their bathroom their "throne room" and thoroughly enjoy their morning constitutional?  Now raise your hand if you know someone who is, shall we say, overly finicky as to their choice of venues.  OK, simply put, their only venue of choice IS at home.  Yup, I know several people who almost have a phobia about using any other facilities than their own.

You can be rest assured that I will be passing along today's SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW:

Poop Job Pays $10,000: The NY Post says a New York bidet company, called Tushy, is offering to pay someone $10,000 to go to the bathroom. Their job ad reads ...

VP of Fecal Matters. TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.

Job Funk-tions

Minimum 90-day commitment to the bidet life

ANALyzing and documenting your own daily pooping habits

Interview those closest to you about pooping habits

Testing TUSHY products against other bathroom products and brands

Pro-deuce video content for social media

Testing and debunking myths surrounding gut and butt health

A lot of pooping

When you stop laughing, feel free to share this job opportunity with someone who would make Mike Rowe Proud...SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!